For the Marxist-Leninist-Maoist unix/fortune users (all 3 of you!), I present the entire Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong book in a fortune(6) ready format.
Download the file above, then run the following command in the download directory to install:
/usr/share/games/fortunes/ may not be the directory used by the version of fortune your distribution ships. Check the "FILES" section in your man page if this doesn't work.